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In the game of life there’s first place, and then there’s worst place. Some people just can’t win, whether they’re spreading illness at work, spreading menace in the parking lot or just generally spreading bad vibes wherever they go.

Fortunately, these are the perfect consolation prize for those folks who can’t get it together. Worst Place Ribbons celebrate and honour the failures, frauds and general eff-ups among us. Plus, to ease the sting of the truth, they're designed so they’re shiny, pretty and cute.

Gold stamped satin. 7.5 inches long x 2 inches wide.

In the game of life there’s first place, and then there’s worst place. Some people just can’t win, whether they’re spreading illness at work, spreading menace in the parking lot or just generally spreading bad vibes wherever they go.

Fortunately, these are the perfect consolation prize for those folks who can’t get it together. Worst Place Ribbons celebrate and honour the failures, frauds and general eff-ups among us. Plus, to ease the sting of the truth, they're designed so they’re shiny, pretty and cute.

Gold stamped satin. 7.5 inches long x 2 inches wide

In the game of life there’s first place, and then there’s worst place. Some people just can’t win, whether they’re spreading illness at work, spreading menace in the parking lot or just generally spreading bad vibes wherever they go.

Fortunately, these are the perfect consolation prize for those folks who can’t get it together. Worst Place Ribbons celebrate and honour the failures, frauds and general eff-ups among us. Plus, to ease the sting of the truth, they're designed so they’re shiny, pretty and cute.

Gold stamped satin. 7.5 inches long x 2 inches wide.

Bring a piece of the outside, inside...with this beautiful and fun pocket square!

Material: Silk-screened chambray
Measurements: 15.5" l x 15.5" w

Popsicles are perfect for sharing and so is this adorable patch set. Or keep them both for yourself because, let's face it, you are the better half.

Material: embroidery with Iron-on backing
Measurements: .75" wide x 3" tall

Iron-on instructions:

1. Set iron to “COTTON”, 400 degrees, for five minutes.
2. Thoroughly iron area of garment where patch will be placed.
3. Place patch on garment, embroidery facing up.
4. Place cloth or light towel over patch and using a slow circular motion, press firmly for 30 seconds.
5. Turn garment inside out, and iron the back of the patch for 1 minute
6. Let cool for one minute. If edge of patch can be lifted, repeat step 5.
7. Reinforce by hand-stitching around the patch.

Do not iron on materials such as nylons, vinyls, or leathers.
Do not bleach.

There's so much to love about this vintage-inspired rosette patch! Bestow upon yourself or your friend one of these mediocre awards. It’s iron-on because having to sew it on would literally be the worst.

Iron-on instructions:

1. Set iron to “COTTON”, 400 degrees, for five minutes.
2. Thoroughly iron area of garment where patch will be placed.
3. Place patch on garment, embroidery facing up.
4. Place cloth or light towel over patch and using a slow circular motion, press firmly for 30 seconds.
5. Turn garment inside out, and iron the back of the patch for 1 minute
6. Let cool for one minute. If edge of patch can be lifted, repeat step 5.
7. Reinforce by hand-stitching around the patch.

Do not iron on materials such as nylons, vinyls, or leathers.
Do not bleach.