Woke Ribbon

In the game of life there’s first place, and then there’s worst place. Some people just can’t win, whether they’re spreading illness at work, spreading menace in the parking lot or just generally spreading bad vibes wherever they go.

Fortunately, these are the perfect consolation prize for those folks who can’t get it together. Worst Place Ribbons celebrate and honour the failures, frauds and general eff-ups among us. Plus, to ease the sting of the truth, they're designed so they’re shiny, pretty and cute.

Gold stamped satin. 7.5 inches long x 2 inches wide.